..from my Belgian International Marketing group member:

Literacy rates in Nigeria average 68%, when leaving women out of the picture and taking only men into account it reaches 75.5%. This could be a consequence of the fact that in most of the country women are considered to be servants of men and are supposed to serve them. Thus forth they would not require the education some men need.

This is an actual excerpt from his report on Education in Nigeria that he submitted to me to include in our analysis.

Three cheers for Laziness! Bonus points for latent racism!! Penalty goal for latent sexism!!

Hip!!! Hip!!! Hurray!!!!!

I'm not even going to waste my brain cells wondering if he even Googled Nigeria.  Hey Myne Whitman! Hey Sting! Hey Eccentric!! Hey B!! Hey Juicee!! Hey Every FEMALE Nigerian Blogger!!! I didn't realise we were all shackled in servitude to random men!! How unobservant I am. Oh wait, my master is calling me to clean his toenails!! I simply must run.


I must not brush the Belgian


I must not brush the Belgian


I must not brush the Belgian


I must not....