omg! I just started this blog and already I've had:

1. Two packs of cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers

2. A pack of Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookies

3. A Cherry Coke

4. A bar of Cote d'Or milk chocolate.

And now I'm thirsty. My Nigerian instincts won't allow me to drink the water from the tap, but what am I to do? There's a vending machine downstairs, and if I get something from there, I might as well kiss any hope of weight loss today goodbye.

*I am not hungry....you are not hungry....we are not hungry....he is not hungry...she is not hungry.... they are not hungry.... I am not....Oh fuck it.. I'm gonna get the coke.*