Never jerk off before a final exam.* I got to my history exam 30 minutes late. Luckily, my professor wanted some students to act a play before the exam so I didn't miss any actual exam time. *Orgasms make you sleepy. Sleepiness + Thirty minutes to exam time x An All-Nighter spent reading an impossibly boring subject = Passing out and waking up fifteen minutes after exam has already started.
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