I wasn't going to call it..

...until someone else called it on Bella Naija... lest I be accused of hating. LOL. Nah, people are going to call me a hater anyway so I might as well get it over with.

Ini Edo is fat.

And so am I.

But since I'm not getting married, and Ini is, I think she should have put more thought into her wedding dress. (which is gorgeous by the way).

Listen carefully because I will only type this once (in which case you can read it as many times as you wish).

The strapless wedding dress is for the thin and the thin only. It is NOT the dress to attempt if you have anything that jiggles, wiggles, or bounces. Period.

Photo is courtesy of an "Ini Edo wedding" Google image search, which I am sure is courtesy of Bella Naija.