I Woke Up for the World Cup

I don't even like soccer

But this morning I woke up 

And painted little flags on my cheeks and forehead

To support Nigeria

Only to walk in and find out that Argentina had scored us 1-0

HL watched the match with us.....

...and even plied us with delicious Japanese treats

which I am now addicted to by the way

But it wasn't enough to heal the anguish of the other Nigerians

no, not even Japanese rusks..

..could help Osaigbokan's pain

People of Teh Interwebz...

I am defecting to Ghana