My Super Duper Lottery Plan!

See? I really did win the lottery! Well, I really won only a dollar. Still, with the power ball at 1.4 billion dollars right now, I'm seeing even people I know normally don't entertain lottery fantasies buying tickets. I'm not a habitual gambler, but like play, like play, I've spent the last week imagining what I would do with $868 million (the lump sum cash payout) if I won the Powerball. Shebi they say preparation is half the battle? So if somehow, I beat the 1 in 292 million odds of winning, I'm sha prepared, and in my mind, this is how everything would go down:

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