Master Cleanse Day 4:

I woke up feeling amazing. No hunger whatsoever. No desire for food whatsoever. There really isn't much to report.

I'm sitting on the toilet as I'm typing this (did the Salt Water Flush about an hour ago). So far so good.

I can't believe I've gone four and a half days without food but I feel great (last time I ate was Sunday afternoon).

I feel a lot lighter and my stomach seems a bit smaller although that's the only physical change I have noticed so far. I suppose once I get into the later days of the cleanse I'll start seeing more results.

Either way, visible changes or no, I feel much much better than I did when I was stuffing myself full of disgusting American food. (America has the worst food in the universe. This fact is indisputable.  Of course, on the flip side, Nigeria the Beloved has the best food in the history of humankind. Again, do not argue with me on this. It is simply the truth and fundamental universal law. Beans with sugar and Gari with milk trump anything this hemisphere of the world has to offer. End of.)

I will update this post with my weight tomorrow.