We had some guests over from work, two men and a lady. And of course we brought out drinks to serve the guests. About to pour a drink for the lady, suddenly, one of the men shouted "Madam, men first!!!!".

He then went on to say " I know women only drink Fanta so give me the Coke." Completely ignoring what the lady who was offered her pick of the drinks might choose. What if she wanted the Coke?????

To say my jaw almost hit the floor is the understatement of the century. They were not my guests and it was not my house so I said absolutely nothing.

My respect for this man sitting across from me speedily zoomed to about minus fifty million percent.

Please tell me I'm not alone in wanting to slap this boor upside his head. Men first? Since when does having a penis give you the right to RUDELY override the host's chosen order of serving guests and commandeer the refreshments being offered?

What the fuck is wrong with Nigerians? Seriously, Nigerian men can you tell us because I'm sure many of us are burning with curiosity. Is there some sort of secret night meeting that Nigerian men all over the country attend where they are given mind altering drugs that fill them with humongous delusions of entitlement?

Gosh, I still can't get over my disgust.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

Men first..... wow.  Just fucking wow. O_O