I'm stuck in a camp in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!

My phone hasn't worked for two days and Internet access is little more than a wild fantasy.

Everything I'm working on is officially disrupted due to NYSC. Sorry to anyone waiting for something from me but please understand the circumstances.

Will update when possible which is likely sporadically at best..

Ugh, someone please get me out of here!

This has got to be the singular most disgusting, revolting experience of my life!