I farted in an elevator full of people.

It wasn't my fault. I was late for class and I get gas whenever I'm anxious.

It was going to make a really loud noise but I managed to squeeze it out silently.

Thank God I used my notebook to fan the smell away from me, everyone was staring daggers at everyone else...

Oh the shame... I ran out once I got to my floor.

What if somebody knows it was me????