Omg, the new season of Project Runway is on and i am already loving it!!!!
I'm totally bonding with Jerell, and the other black girl with the gorgeous hair. These designers have some silly names, eg Suede. I already can't stand him. Oh and there's a LIBERIAN babe here!!!. Oh DAYUMM!!! There's this girl here that I think is sooooo talented, I just saw her stuff and it's crazy!!! Oooh and there's a hottie of course a preppy hottie. I'm horny already :P I might have to go and view the Gorgeous naked girls and hot sex await at Tubev Sex.
Okay so Tim was right to say that this is the most diverse group of designers. There are rockers, street wear people, and vintage mavens here, and I love it seriously. Currently the designers are on the rooftop popping champagne and mingling, but in the morning, as it is now, they will have their first challenge, and that's where the fun begins.
I'm blogging live (as I'm watching the show) so I'm going to give you a blow by blow of what's going on.
All the designers are at Gristedes the grocery store, and apparently the first ever project runway challenge was to design clothes out of items found at the grocery store. Austin from season one trotted across the street to give them the lowdown of the challenge. Now they've got $75 and 30 mins to do it.
So the Chinese dude is buying a shower curtain to make a rain jacket. The gorgeous hair girl is use mop heads. The Liberian girl is buying vegetables. That's interesting, I can't wait to see what she can do. This rocker babe Stella Zotis bought trash bags, and please tell my my eyes are not deceiving me for I am seeing plastic cups and bowling balls...
Fabulous! We're back. The designers are back at parsons (my dreamland) and they have until midnight to complete the challenge. The winner will have immunity and cannot be eliminated. The 41 year old dude us making a tomato hot plate spaghetti dress. The blonde Kelli Martin is doing something that resembles splattering poo on a plastic sheet, but apparently it's something to do with bleach. I don't think I like the guy that's obssessed with tanning. He remindes me of Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. There's this girl I really like, the girl with the fringe, but I don't know her name yet. Meanwhile, the rocker Stella Zotis lazily chose trash bags which are the second laziest thing from table cloths, but when she rolled them out she discovered that they were too thin and fragile to actually sew with, so now she's gone outside in despair. I think she's going to be eliminated seriously, hang on... hang on... omg the guy with the blue fringe made this horrible houndstooth piece of shit, and I'm sure he's going to be eliminated. The Liberian girl is disappointing me too. She made this yellow kaftan with a table cloth (oh shit how bloody predictable) almost EVERYBODY chose a table cloth, how irritating, I'm afraid this is going to be a come down from the last season because seriously, I haven't identified anyone even half as fabulous as Christian Siriano. I'm becoming very disappointed, and I don't want to be.
Please don't disappojnt me Project Runway!!! Oh, and I am I just the only one that ADORES the BlueFly adverts? The ones where there's a naked girl doing something and then they ask "Nothing to wear to....? And then you hear "That's why...t hat's why I... that's why I... BlueFly!! BlueFly!! BlueFly!!"
The blue fringe dude's dress is HIDEOUS, oh my goodness. And what the hell is this tanning dude's Outfit? It looks like a halter top and no bottom. I'm seeing some good things, but I don't think this group is half as talented as the last. Yay!! It's time for models. Now we can see how the stuff actually looks on real people. Ha!! Omg, the girl that I love said that Jerry's out fit looked like something that was created for an Axe murderer - it's a huge white raincoat and yellow gloves and white boots. Boobies everywhere!! models, I want to see fabulousity, so these bitches better make it work.
ADVERT BREAK - Must watch Brideshead Revisited, just saw the trailer.
oh, Mrs. Nigerian Singer with Eireely Sexy Scars's little dress is hot, hot, HOT!! Oooh, Austin Scarlett is guest judging on this one. Dayum, the first look is really good. Jerell's outfit is amazing, lawn chair and some stuff. I think the Liberian's dress came out really really well. The vegetables she put around the neck upped the ante.
Oh damn, I LOVE THE DRESS THAT IS YELLOW TABLE CLOTH AND FLY SWATTERS.
So the highest and the lowest are:
Daniel - plastic cups blue. Nina liked it . Michael thinks it's creative.
Jerry - the shower curtain raincoat horror. Michael called her a bridal nurse, and said it was freaky, and that the dress underneath looks like a Handiwipe gone wrong. Hospital plumber.
Katou - yellow table cloth, vegetable necklace. Comments: very chic, impeccably done, the right girl in the right dress styled the right way.
Stella - Garbage bag nightmare. Comments no transformation, Heidi is not impressed
Kelly - vacuum cleaner bags bleached in dye, burned coffee filters, and hook and eye closures from a book spiral. Comments pushed the envelope, resourceful
Blythe - windshield wipers. Comments - Playboy bunny gone grunge not pretty, provocative
Judges loved: Kelly's, Daniel, Katou,
Judges Hated: Stella, Jerry, Blaine
Katou is in - disappointed she didn't win.
Kelli is the challenge winner.
I don't know who I want to lose more... Stella or the Chinese dude. Danielle and Blaine are in. And as I predicted, Stella and Jerry are in the bottom two. Jerry is OUT!!!! yay!! But it means Stella is in!! Boo!!!!