Any child of mine that I catch watching anything even remotely resembling Hip Hop will be flogged in my compound with koboko by a special mallam that I shall import from Sokoto.

Are you kidding me? This is what "Hip Hop", BET, and the Beyonjay set has done to humanity.

Mba and Tufi - Fuck and Worrahell.

What would possess someone to make this video and post it on the Internet? I can't even name one issue that this video addresses if I was going to say that this video is actually about something.

People have too much damn time on their hands. If you have so much time, come help me do my laundry. I pile it up and then it's such a bother carrying it downstairs to the laundry room on my head.

P.s. We could make a drinking game out of how many times she says "You know what I'm sayin?"

No, I really do NOT know what this lady is saying.

Note: I don't visit this World Star Hip Hop website but I've noticed that all the curious video on the internet seem to come from them. Maybe I should start going there. Are these people serious? This woman above, yeah sure, I know that EVERYBODY dances to their favourite music in their PJs but don't film it. That's why you do it in your room with all the windows closed and the curtains drawn so that noone else can see you. I know this because I sing into my deodorant bottle every couple of days, but I also doublecheck the corridors and make sure there's noone around to hear me singing or even worse, catch me.

Sugabelly

Seriously Yo

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