Skinny Bitch-SouthEastern Bitch
2008 is a new year, and therefore warrants a new body for me. I know I'm what can only be described as curvaceous or voluptous, but my interest has been piqued by a number of friends of mine who manage to slip effortlessly into all and anything whenever we go shopping. They stand politely aside while I huff and puff and squeeze my butt and thighs into a pair of jeans that technically is my size, but physically isn't. They have small, demure mounds on their chests in the name of breasts while I possess this heaving bossom that announces the Twins to all the world like teenage girls at a debutante ball. I'm a whole lot of woman, the fact is inescapable; I have a lot of me.
Having never been skinny for a day in my life, I have decided that 2008 will be the year of Skinny Sugabelly, where I will try on this new body for size, and see if it fits me just dandy. And if I like it, perhaps I'll keep it, unless some man seizes my heart for himself and I, drunk with love, am persuaded to provide him with ample womanly charms. Otherwise, I'll just enjoy the skinny new me, and see what all the rage is about.
In classic Sugabelly style, I've started a blog with two other friends (it was originally with one other friend, hence the name) to chronicle my, and our, transition, and hopefully, transformation.
People of the Blogosphere, I present to you: Skinny Bitch-SouthEastern Bitch