Skinny Bitch-SouthEastern Bitch

2008 is a new year, and therefore warrants a new body for me. I know I'm what can only be described as curvaceous or voluptous, but my interest has been piqued by a number of friends of mine who manage to slip effortlessly into all and anything whenever we go shopping. They stand politely aside while I huff and puff and squeeze my butt and thighs into a pair of jeans that technically is my size, but physically isn't. They have small, demure mounds on their chests in the name of breasts while I possess this heaving bossom that announces the Twins to all the world like teenage girls at a debutante ball. I'm a whole lot of woman, the fact is inescapable; I have a lot of me.

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