You Are Stupid When....
You tell me that I am "brave" for having natural hair.
You say Solange took such a risk by cutting her hair.
You say Solange is such a rebel for having natural hair.
You tell me that I am "afrocentric" or "ethnocentric" for having natural hair.
What the fuck is brave about just walking about going about your business and ignoring your goddamn hair and letting it do what God meant it to fucking do anyway: GROW?
You are stupid when you can't figure out that if the hair that grows out of your head is coily anyway, then there is nothing brave, outlandish, weird, daring, or innovative about wearing it.
Stab Stupidity where it hurts
Stop daft Nigerians